Elephant in the...SAND?

Just this week your favorite Bronx bomber Fat Joe released his comeback album cleverly named, "The Elephant in the Room" where he whines about his fans sleeping on him. Dude needs to get his bald head out of his fat ass and realize that he fell off after his self titled album Don Cartagena and will never be on top of anything ever. Enough about this whack ass rapper Fat Joe, and lets talk about something worth your time.

Elephant in the Sand is the name of the new G-Unit mixtape that was just released the same day as Elephant in the Room and as you can see from just the cover, this shit is fucking hilarious!! I do want to know who that fine girl in the bikini is next to him...

Let me begin this by stating that I am not and was never a big 50 cent fan, but I gave this mixtape a chance simply based on the cover. The mixtape begins with the ever popular WHOO KID repitition on a track named "Rat Joe". Here there is a snippet of a radio/phone interview with a witness of the Game and 50 cent shooting at Hot 97 and ends it with "the truth is going to come out..." Here comes the first song. "Hollow Thru Him" the whole immediate G-Unit family is on it and it is HOT!!

There is a track called "Rider Part 2" that is just 50 singing, "wowowowowowowo" over and over using the t-pain voice box so I just SKIPPED!! "Red Light,Green Light"is a pretty straight foward track."Nigga stop at the red light!! Infrared beam, I go hard for the green, cause a homicide scene!" 50 cent is really going hard on this track and it's only #4.

"I'm on it like that" is a good track too with very smooth Whoo Kid production and perfect flow executed on it complete with gunshots. The chorus is almost similiar to Nas' on "Take It In Blood". "lil niggas like game think they ultimate warrior, fat nigga like joe think they andre the giant/ put my ruger in his face, his fat ass'll be quiet."-Tony Yayo. Sit there and tell me thats not raw. Attacking Game and Fat Joe so seamlessly. This is hot.

Next track is called, "Fully Loaded" and has a slow deep melodious beat and is complete with a sample of 50 cent himself. I think Llyod Banks has the toughest verse on this one, but the chopped and screwed words at the end each bar make it hard to understand.

"Rat Joe skit 2" is up next, but you need to hear this for yourself. Wasn't really feeling "Confrontation"very much because it sounds like a reject track off of Beg For Mercy. "Sunroof Open" is TOUGH. "Come to me with your hand out, I'ma spit in ya fuckin' hand!!"-50 cent. The sample is some nice and smooth soul harmony and it is not hard to feel it.

"I Fucked Your Bitch" the title says it all!! A 3.29 minute T-Pain/Ne-yo-esque sound-a-like track and I STRONGLY advise you just skip it. Truely.

"Chase da Cat" begins with... EMINEM introducing Whoo Kid. What has HE been doing lately I wonder? Anyway... "Chase da Cat" is not worth listening to either. An extremely boring party jam. Tony Yayo's verse is pretty comical however, so just check that part out.

"Lifetime Achievement" is a 50 cent award acceptance speech track. Bragging on his "Curtis" sales accomplishments, and thanking God is the intro, but he eventually gets to the rapping. Super strong political undertones in this track, so you GOTTA listen up!!
"Say a prayer for me homie naw, pray for Obama." - 50 cent
"If I could, I wouldn't vote for Hillary/ man a bitch rulin' the world, man ya kiddin' me." - Tony Yayo
Young Buck has the slickest verse on this one. "The kids want money, FUCK an autograph."

Here comes the outro. Nothing special on this. Whoo Kid shoutouts. END.

Overall tough mixtape and I am surprised they dedicated an entire tape to him and used a wonderful sense of humor on the title and cover. Don't forget to peep the back too. Joey CRACK!

Listen to the entire mixtape right here...

http://www.datpiff.com/G-Unit-DJ-Whoo-Kid-Elephant-In-The-Sand-mid12433.html